in Blackface? I’m going to have to move on from that and blame poor lighting. That’s right, Jensen, AKA Hot Karl, once opened for Ice-T’s Rhyme Syndicate at the age of 12.ĭid this man…. Beloved breakfast cereal with a jingle, a former child star with an iron stomach, SHRAMP, corporate ineptitude, a CSI-style investigation, and, ironically, Ice-T. Meanwhile, Jensen says folks at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County are setting him up with a company pledging to pay for DNA testing on the alleged shrimp tails. He’s on edge because he says he ate one bowl before noticing the strange objects … but so far, he says he’s showing no ill effects. Sending it cross country will take a little more time, so Jensen’s gonna have to wait longer than he hoped to solve the mystery. However, he says a NJ-based company is stepping up to test the substance … which he fears might be rat poop. trying a diagnostics lab, a hospital and an emergency room to test the black objects from his box of CTC. Jensen tells us he struck out 3 times Tuesday in L.A. The guy who says he found shrimp tails and other disturbing objects in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch is going coast-to-coast to answer the burning question - what the hell did he eat? It’s a deadly allergy to many (and non-Kosher) and that didn’t seem to matter beyond offering me a new box. Not to investigate the issue or look into it. My point is – their initial reaction to shellfish being in the bag was to tell me it was sugar. He decided to get the shrimp and bits tested at a DNA lab. Unsatisfied with the prospect of sending his evidence into a GM’s black hole, Jensen took matters into his own hands. This is the first I’ve heard from them since yesterday (when they said they were sending an envelope) and my new response. I plan on continuing full transparency for those concerned about their products. Jensen apparently felt that GM wasn’t doing the right thing by asking him to send the offensive materials back. This one seems taped up (?) and also appears to include…(I don’t even want to say it)…dental floss. UPDATE: my wife has a stronger stomach than me and checked the OTHER bag in the family pack. I would’ve dropped it /WOt9j2V0sgĪlso, many of the squares have black marks, and some are dyed red? And yes, I ate a bowl before noticing all this. Also, it’s only “viral” because of their insane response. Something regarding the stupid “Did he fake this?” take: there are black items COOKED ONTO the squares and tons of it at the bottom of the bag, in addition to shrimp tails and other SUGAR COATED junk. ![]() Please be nice with your guesses l, because I will walk into traffic if I ate what I think it is… /Zs7ZDygTxA Stuff like this is all at the bottom of the bag, and what appears to be cooked ONTO some squares. Perturbed by CTC’s response and by what else he may have ingested (he had already eaten a bowl before he discovered the shrimp), Jensen kept digging. I wasn’t all that mad until you now tried to gaslight me? /rSLE60pvoy Ok, we’ll after further investigation with my eyes, these are cinnamon coated SHRIMP TAILS, you weirdos. ![]() Instead, they said, nope, couldn’t be us. Now at this point, General Mills, the company that produces CTC, could have nipped this in the bud by being rightfully appalled by what could very well have led to a wrongful death lawsuit and taken immediate action. Ummmm – why are there shrimp tails in my cereal? (This is not a bit) /tTjiAdrnVp It ends with a twist ending that we probably should have all seen coming. Here’s the post that set off a journey of discovery, repulsion, and a shout-out from Chance The Rapper. That and maybe, perhaps, boosting sales of his 2016 memoir Kanye West Owes Me $300. But right now, trying to get to the bottom of how the shrimp tails (and other ooky ephemera) ended up in his CTC seems to be his primary occupation. And that he used to be a kid battle rapper who was once signed to a million-dollar contract with Interscope Records. And upon sharing his horrifying discovery with the world, the world discovered him and also learned that he’s married to Danielle Fishel, Topanga from Boy Meets World. But this time it’s a man named Jensen Karp who claims he found shrimp tails in a box of CTC that he bought at a Costco. ![]() This exact scenario or one very similar (maybe it’s a cockroach in a box of Lucky Charms and the girl was on Blossom or something, but you get my point) has probably happened countless times before. Boy finds shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Boy meets girl who was on a show called Boy Meets World. It’s a tale as old as time - Boy meets world.
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